I'm in Old Navy buying some maternity stuff for our trip. The woman at the counter squeals, reaches across the counter, and starts fingering my belly button!
"Oh my God it is so big and it sticks out so far!!!"
Me: "Yeah, um, it's always been an outtie." (STOP TOUCHING ME!)
Still flipping my belly button back and forth with her finger: "Oohh! I bet the baby will have a big belly button too!!!"
SERIOUSLY???????
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