Potty Training 101

Molly: I hope it's ok, I bought two potties for them because I had visions of them pushing each other off the seat.

Andrew: How do they work?

Molly: What do you mean?

Andrew: I mean, how do they get cleaned out?

Molly: Uh, we do it.

Andrew (looking horrified): You mean like we throw it out ourselves?
Molly: Uh, yes.

Andrew: Where do we put it?

Molly: The toilet.

Andrew (looking squeamish): Oh.

Here he is, the father of two daughters (at the beach and wearing the butterfly towels they insist on bringing him when he gets out of the shower):