So Much For the Element of Surprise

C: "I bought you a Christmas present Mommy! Guess what it is!"

Me: "I don't want to know."

C: "GUESS GUESS!"

Me: "No."

C: "It is for the kitchen."

Me: "Alright. A spatula?"

C: "No! Guess again.

Me: "I don't want to ruin the surprise."

C: "You asked for it! And it is red!

Me: "But I don't want to ruin the surprise!"

C: "Mommy, I think it is a steamer.

Me: "Don't tell me!"

C: (Casually as she walks away) "I'm just saying, it might be a steamer."

And we are getting ready for skiing after Christmas. Here Excited Ski Bunny (C) Meets Skeptical Astros Fan (D)